Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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