is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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