My room smells like vodka and shame
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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