I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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