We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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