Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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