i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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