i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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