I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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