Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just cropdusted the office
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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