you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Randomize
