Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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