You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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