ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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