who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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