dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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