I skipped work to stalk him.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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