Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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