I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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