His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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