why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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