GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
