Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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