windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she smelled like a LAN party
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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