I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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