Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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