Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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