just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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