Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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