so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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