goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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