If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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