im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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