If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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