Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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