I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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