omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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