I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Who died my cat blue again?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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