Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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