ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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