YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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