i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.