Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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