I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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