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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass

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(215): I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass http://tfl.nu/6mwp

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hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.

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(512): hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes. http://tfl.nu/z5fi

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I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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(540): I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf http://tfl.nu/8zma

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(720): View more from Colorado

haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"

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(720): haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya" http://tfl.nu/5qox

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

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(630): I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti. http://tfl.nu/166m

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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(407): he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around http://tfl.nu/8mq7

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.

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(803): I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again. http://tfl.nu/aquc

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(619): View more from California

Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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(619): Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor. http://tfl.nu/2isj

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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again

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(979): Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again http://tfl.nu/ae74

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(916): View more from California

You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.

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(916): You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping. http://tfl.nu/nr1z

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(740): View more from Ohio

I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.

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(740): I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state. http://tfl.nu/rhx6

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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.

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(203): How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things. http://tfl.nu/sk0c

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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.

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(906): Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22. http://tfl.nu/rw17

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?

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(202): Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina? http://tfl.nu/ofgw

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(941): View more from Florida

We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.

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(941): We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go. http://tfl.nu/o8qv

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