is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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