Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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