Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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