Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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