Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
you never un-have a 4some
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