just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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