Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You almost got us killed.
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