dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid