Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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