omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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